So today I am going to bitch about a few things that annoy me, since not one particular thing came up.....but from now on, I'll save my one biggest annoyance for Tuesday. Ill even write about and draft it , then post on Tuesday-and then promise to throw it out of my head
. I used to hear "if you prayed more than you complained, you'd have less to complain about". I'll complain on Tuesdays...pray the other times.
I want to hear your one, or many Tuesdays Tirade, too!
Here goes.........................Get ready...............Okay,wait......(takes deep breath)......READY?GO!!!!!
Donna Downer (who is out sick today...WHOOT WHOOT!
Teary Ted (he is the accountant with the mail order bride.All bark-no bite! He cries a lot!)
Menstrual Cramps (know some of you girls love 'em ) Especially the ones that hurt all the way to your anus.Whats up with that????
The fact that these aren't tirades yet really annoyances (tirades are outbursts...can I yell my ANNOYANCES TO MAKE THEM TIRADES?)
Okay, and here is my TIRADE, THEN!!!!!!! I AM PISSED OFF AT FEMINISTS. THAT IS SOME BULLSHIT! I DON'T WANT YOUR SO CALLED "EQUAL RIGHTS". THEY AREN'T EQUAL AT ALL!!!!GOD DIDN'T INTEND FOR IT TO BE LIKE THAT, AND YOU ASKED FOR IT, SO NOW HE IS LIKE-"AH-HAH, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!" HE WANTED US TO WEAR SKIRTS AND BE SUBMISSIVE TO OUR HUSBANDS ( ugh,that would be hard). HE WANTED US TO STAY AT HOME WITH OUR CHILDREN. BEING SUBMISSIVE TO YOUR HUSBAND ISN'T ALL THAT BAD, IF HE ISN'T A DOUCHEBAG! IF FOLLOWS THE LORDS WORD,THEN YOU HAVE LESS THINKING TO DO, AND LESS STRESS, AND YOU JUST LISTEN TO WHAT HE TELLS YOU TO DO BECAUSE YOU CAN TRUST HIM, BECAUSE YOU TRUST THE LORD, WHO HAS PROMISED TO TAKE CARE OF YOU. THIS MAN PROMISES TO DO WHAT THE LORD TELLS HIM TO DO. HE HAS TO THINK AND STRESS,AND WORK. SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD DEAL TO ME. I MEAN "YEAH, HE COULD GO CHEAT,AND YOU WOULD BE AT HOME LONELY,OR BEAT YOU". BUT IF HE FOLLOWS THE WORD (correct word) OF THE LORD,HE WONT ,AND.....WELL, LADIES THAT STILL COULD HAPPEN ANYWAY. NOW I JUST HAVE TO WORK 40 HOURS A WEEK, SPEND LESS TIME WITH MY DAUGHTER,FIGHT IN COURT WITH MY DAUGHTERS FATHER,WORRY OVER BILLS, STILL DO ALL THE COOKING AND CLEANING, AND THERE ARE MORE CLOTHES TO CHOOSE FROM (I love clothes but less decision on skirts vs pants could be made up with.....jewlery,bags)..........AND ON TOP OF THAT,CHIVALRY DIED WHEN WOMEN STOPPED DEMANDING IT (and some hags actually bitched about it ..."I can get my own door".) HA, I CAN'T GET MY OWN DOOR!!!!!!!!...... You better get that thang for me!!! And pull out my seat while your at it too! Fools!!!! These women ruined it for the rest of us. I am not even gonna tell you why I think these vindictive women did it, but I will say "thanks,HATERS!!!
And part of my situation is my fault for not following the Lord's word too. Okay, I admit it!
Dont you love the fact that I used caps and then didnt ,so sloppily? I knew ya would :D
That was not a very Christian sounding post was it? I am sorry,Lord.