So today I am going to bitch about a few things that annoy me, since not one particular thing came up.....but from now on, I'll save my one biggest annoyance for Tuesday. Ill even write about and draft it , then post on Tuesday-and then promise to throw it out of my head
. I used to hear "if you prayed more than you complained, you'd have less to complain about". I'll complain on Tuesdays...pray the other times.
I want to hear your one, or many Tuesdays Tirade, too!
Here goes.........................Get ready...............Okay,wait......(takes deep breath)......READY?GO!!!!!
Donna Downer (who is out sick today...WHOOT WHOOT!
Teary Ted (he is the accountant with the mail order bride.All bark-no bite! He cries a lot!)
Menstrual Cramps (know some of you girls love 'em ) Especially the ones that hurt all the way to your anus.Whats up with that????
The fact that these aren't tirades yet really annoyances (tirades are outbursts...can I yell my ANNOYANCES TO MAKE THEM TIRADES?)
Okay, and here is my TIRADE, THEN!!!!!!! I AM PISSED OFF AT FEMINISTS. THAT IS SOME BULLSHIT! I DON'T WANT YOUR SO CALLED "EQUAL RIGHTS". THEY AREN'T EQUAL AT ALL!!!!GOD DIDN'T INTEND FOR IT TO BE LIKE THAT, AND YOU ASKED FOR IT, SO NOW HE IS LIKE-"AH-HAH, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!" HE WANTED US TO WEAR SKIRTS AND BE SUBMISSIVE TO OUR HUSBANDS ( ugh,that would be hard). HE WANTED US TO STAY AT HOME WITH OUR CHILDREN. BEING SUBMISSIVE TO YOUR HUSBAND ISN'T ALL THAT BAD, IF HE ISN'T A DOUCHEBAG! IF FOLLOWS THE LORDS WORD,THEN YOU HAVE LESS THINKING TO DO, AND LESS STRESS, AND YOU JUST LISTEN TO WHAT HE TELLS YOU TO DO BECAUSE YOU CAN TRUST HIM, BECAUSE YOU TRUST THE LORD, WHO HAS PROMISED TO TAKE CARE OF YOU. THIS MAN PROMISES TO DO WHAT THE LORD TELLS HIM TO DO. HE HAS TO THINK AND STRESS,AND WORK. SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD DEAL TO ME. I MEAN "YEAH, HE COULD GO CHEAT,AND YOU WOULD BE AT HOME LONELY,OR BEAT YOU". BUT IF HE FOLLOWS THE WORD (correct word) OF THE LORD,HE WONT ,AND.....WELL, LADIES THAT STILL COULD HAPPEN ANYWAY. NOW I JUST HAVE TO WORK 40 HOURS A WEEK, SPEND LESS TIME WITH MY DAUGHTER,FIGHT IN COURT WITH MY DAUGHTERS FATHER,WORRY OVER BILLS, STILL DO ALL THE COOKING AND CLEANING, AND THERE ARE MORE CLOTHES TO CHOOSE FROM (I love clothes but less decision on skirts vs pants could be made up with.....jewlery,bags)..........AND ON TOP OF THAT,CHIVALRY DIED WHEN WOMEN STOPPED DEMANDING IT (and some hags actually bitched about it ..."I can get my own door".) HA, I CAN'T GET MY OWN DOOR!!!!!!!!...... You better get that thang for me!!! And pull out my seat while your at it too! Fools!!!! These women ruined it for the rest of us. I am not even gonna tell you why I think these vindictive women did it, but I will say "thanks,HATERS!!!
And part of my situation is my fault for not following the Lord's word too. Okay, I admit it!
Dont you love the fact that I used caps and then didnt ,so sloppily? I knew ya would :D
That was not a very Christian sounding post was it? I am sorry,Lord.
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I like men to pay for all my needs and desires and me to look pretty while I clean the house. There is no shame in that.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, when you say equal are you considering all that you will have to give up. I agree that things should be somewhat equal, pay etc. But seriously, I am a woman and I will work as a man, but I would like to be treated as a woman not a big burly man. I am somewhat old fashioned and feminist all rolled up in one. Some men are sensitive and empathetic to others needs but ALL woman, (except my sister) are born with an ability to care for another and sense their needs, it is called a mothers instinct. I give credit to the men who are trying to raise and care for their children alone but biologically we are different and we can not be equal on every playing field.
So, cheers to your rant. It is a good one, but I still love Oprah. Mwah! (blows kiss as she runs and hides under bed with the book "The Secret" tucked under arm)
I believe in womens RIGHTS, but I also believe that things can go overboared.I guess I want my cake and to eat it too. Be able to work, and be a single mom if I want to w/out beng blacklisted. I want chivalry too!
ReplyDeleteI used to like Oprah too!...ha ha-The Secret!
I love the pic, where did you get it? I so think things have gone overboard in some areas and need improvement in others. It will one day be remedied to my liking, if they ever make me queen of the world.
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ReplyDeleteI could not agree more!! I enjoyed your tirade. :)
ReplyDeleteAgreed. I love being independent, but that doesn't mean I want to be alone. Marriage is supposed to be a partnership.
ReplyDeleteTo clarify, there is a difference between "radical feminism" (which gets all the press) and "feminism," sort of like the difference between "radical Muslims" and "Muslims." Not all feminists are bad. Ashley over at WritingToReachYou just posted a great blog on feminism:
http://www.writingtoreachyou.com/2009/02/16/on-men-being-feminists/
Check it out and let me know what you think.
Oh, and thank you for your comment! Incidentally, my email is writeellabee@gmail.com
Its a balance between all that shit. on the one hand, women shouldn't get paid less to do the same shit men do, on the other hand we are different physically and mentally. Seriously the WNBA? as long as they dont go on strike thinking they should be paid the same as men for playing basketball? See the nuance? Men just play basketball better then women --but they may not understand Gaap accounting Principles any better then the next woman doing that same thing --- also I believe mens Egos are different then womens-- and women are more nurturing blah blah blah ... so let the damn differences be different but on the sameness, lets just be the same....
ReplyDeleteAll good points. Women should be paid the same for the same stuff, although seriously the WNBA? women at that level dont play as well as men (not saying Lisa Leslie wouldnt wear me out personally) But women doing accounting work that understand Gaap principles understand that shit or they dont and that should be the same. Having said that As a man I like to be able to take care of a lady also... Just me.. thats a tough subject
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